Ok, Alright, I just need to say one thing about Project Runway

Having Victoria Beckham as the guest judge for last night’s Project Runway Season Finale was such a big, glaringly obvious hint that Christian was going to win the whole thing. I am kicking myself for not having realized it before. Posh Spice is haute-trash, Roberto Cavalli’s stick muse, the FACE [read: legs] of MARC by Marc Jacobs! She is, I dare say, the embodiment of Ferocia Couture. Would Victoria Beckham ever wear something AQUA as per Rami’s line of grecian urns? NO. Would Posh FUCKING Spice be caught dead in a freakin KNIT SWEATER??? NO CHANCE!

Don’t beleive me? WITNESS: Exhibits A,B,C….

Posh:

Christian:

POSH (left)….

CHRISTIAN:

POSH#*%!@*#%&

Jillian?!????

HELL TO THE NO!

As a Jillian Lewis fan, I have to say that I am mad; this finale was RIGGED! Jillian and Rami didn’t stand a chance against Christain’s Posh-lookalike clothes hangers (Christian to the models on the night before the runway, “Ok, be skinny; DON’T EAT!”) and their black feather-leather ensambles. The minute Vicky signed to make both Nina Garcia and Heidi Klum look fat, it was all over.

I’m sorry Jillian. Were it Baby Spice, you might have had it. Ginger Spice, maybe, too. Scary Spice…eh, I’ll give that one to Rami.