please help!

I love how NYMag.com covers Fashion Week here in New York and from Milan by posting pictures of each designer’s full collections online. These pictures are useful for rich, powerful women too busy to peruuuuuuuse Bloomies, and little poops like me who like to dream big, speaking fashion wise. That said, I’d like to take a minute to appreciate Dolce & Gabbana   

This outfit is like an image from my movie where I play a spunky- skinny, city-dwelling blonde writer in a fabulously mis-matched outfit that I can’t afford. 

 Wait, that might have been done already

The brown scarf with the blue shirt and the high wasted pants! And the Cow hide purse! THE COW HIDE! In 9th grade I got a free wallet that was covered in cow hide. It was free because I traded Lindsay Watters my leopard skin wallet for it and because we stole them both from Macy’s at the Galleria. I am not proud of the stealing, but I am proud to say that that wallet lasted me until my Senior year of High School. At 15, I only stole the best!

Anyway, I am dying for this ensamble. Somone please tell me how I can create it using nothing but: magazine scraps, empty diet coke bottles and plastic grocery bags…which are basically the only things I have in abundance.  Keep in mind that right now I am wearing pink boots and an inside out T-shirt (its casual Friday…and don’t ask) so I NEED this. Wealthy people: I am happy to be your charity case. Use me to feel better about yourself!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Times are hard and it doesn’t help that brain is clogged with snowhail.

Happy weekend, everyone!